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[sunfist]

You know what to do. Reply to a toplevel or make your own.

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Toplevel bullshit, choose your own adventure

[sunfist]

1.His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.

2.Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.

3.So apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date.
I guess it runs in the family.

4.My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. It's a legit concern for him.

5.Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you.

6.That's ok, when I'm passed out drunk I'm impervious to flame

7. I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...

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[hasakick]

Done and done, but I appreciate the sentiment ❤

[sunfist]

I shoulda guessed. There's a real reason they say you've gotta kick. And it's not just the fancy footwork.

[hasakick]

The fancy footwork is half the fun, though. Maybe next time I can show off a little for you.

[sunfist]

That's an offer I won't refuse. Especially if the footwork is even half as good as your cooking.

[hasakick]

You know the way to a chef's heart for sure. Keep talking like that, why don't you.

[sunfist]

don't get me started, I could talk about your skills all day.